Sunday, July 03, 2005

the oldies outing at jb yesterday, shopping = a I-MUST-BE-THERE actiavity. hahaha, got me, dawn, lornie, jason, jervis and yi an. yi an.. errr. he bought one levis shirt which is damn nice, and not to mention he actually bought a shampoo from jb.
red string for control family! HAHAHAHA, will upload the photos later..
the day before i went back to pray my grandma, some zzz stuff happened.. zzZZzzz.. ard 3am + my stupid stomach duno got wat problem again.. pain until cant even stand properly, went hospital to "wash" my gastric. wow, DAMN FUCKING PAIN! cant u imagine they actually plug in some duno wat thing into my NOSE, and start to "wash". MILLION PAIN-ER THAN STOMACH CRAMP CAN. for god sake i cant eat fried, too oily food. they give me 4 injection.. some zzz.
something guys shd know, found it from friendster. i find it quite true(SOME).
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at theirhouse...they run around in their underwear justlike we do..

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, butgirls tell each other everything about everything.Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guyfriends. Any of them would kick your butt at thedrop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even waitfor the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. Ifthey laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. Ifthey're going out with you in the first place, it'sbecause they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell yourfriends that you did.

8.5. If you DO sleep with them, do not tell yourfriends that you did.

9. Don't ever do anything wrong. girls rememberthings for life and anything you did wrong will beused against you in the future.

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them caneat like whales. (tee hee.)

11. Most of them don't mind paying half ofeverything, but they do discuss these things withtheir friends. Realize that if you make yourgirlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will knowabout it and your friends will know you're a pussy.

12. Every girl should eventually get three thingsfrom her boyfriend- a dinner by him, one of hissweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even ifit's nota serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often asyou can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to thedoor. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sureshe's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right tokickthe crap out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours,pullyour girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in ajokingway. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh,you're so dumb" or something, never make anygestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn'tcare whether you enjoy it or not, it just mattersthat you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along withtheir pets, parents and best friends. Be princecharming to their friends, Mr. Polite to theirparents,and make sure to be nice to their animals

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross,and it really does make them feel like crap, so beunderstanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you'reintroducingher to your friends, you'd better damn wellintroduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date.They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it forthem without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're playfighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget herbirthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne.

28. Don't give her something stupid for herbirthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn'thave to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last,don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more ifyou draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realizethat they really have started to trust you. Whenyou have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, youhave a lot more responsibility, privilege & control than what you think.

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